How do you say, "What?!?!?!!?!? Are you fu*king kidding me?!?" in Italian?
like if the person just said something you find totally outrageous.
Not like I’m ANGRY, but just totally SHOCKED… thank you!!

I am 37 and 4 mos preg.My older sister invited her crazy childhood friend to go to the beach with us.We were taking my 11 yr old stepson and 7 yr old niece.The plan was to get to the beach at 11AM, stay for a couple hours, and go eat at a seafood restaurant around 2PM.My sisters friend piddled around and did not show at the beach until 2.I was ready to leave but decided to delay everyone’s lunch to give the friend and her son some beach time w/us.At 3PM I started to pack up and the friend chewed me out and called me selfish because I wanted to leave.I explained how we had a plan, and it was not my fault she was so late.She went nuts and startd yelling.I told her the kids were hungry and I needed to eat bc of pregnancy and it was too hot for me to be out in the Texas sun longer.I think my sis should have told her not to drive down if she could not make it by 12.I want to email this girl about her rude behavior.What would you say to her?I am also angry that my sis stood by and allowed her to attack me.And yes..we did invite the friend son to lunch.She suggested I leave the kids with her and take them to Jack in the Box after she met up with us later…then called me selfish again when I would not go on her plan.

If you had 3 kids what would you name them if they were 2 boys and a girl. What is a good italian surname?

My friend told me that his friends came back from italy with this type of alcohol that had like a snake in it or something.
Idk if he was kidding or if there is really said alcohol.
Is there??

I have a fondness for Italian names so yeah. I like honest answers but rudeness is unnecessary. Thanks!

Boy – Martino Desmond
Girl – Catarina Alexis

I am half Italian, half Irish…I grew up having a bowl of pastina every morning while the non-Italian kids ate Coco-Puffs.

I cannot get it here in South Dakota. Does anyone know if Ronzoni even makes it anymore?

Thanks!
Thanx a big bunch…man, nothing reminds me of my childhood in NYC like pastina…except maybe pizza that you can fold over. LOL I could also go for a potato knish while we’re at it.

Why can’t everyone here be as peaceful as me?

FQ: If Man U’s plane crashed on the Swiss Italian border while traveling to a match against Milan……where would you shot and bury the survivors?

we used to eat this dish as a kid. my aunts would make it. it was in a fondue pot, everyone had meat to dip in the very potent garlic and tomato sauce mixture. i was told by my mom and dad that it was called bonyacalda?(spelling) but when i look it up online i get a cold appetizer with garlic and anchovies served on celery or bread or something.does anyone know what dish i am talking about??? thanks!

I bought a pair of vintage sunglasses today, and I really want to search the serial number. If anyone could post a site that does that, it would be great. Or if you really love me, the number is 666. (I’m not even kidding.) If it helps they’re Italian.

I’m in AFS (American Field Service) and we hand out candy to preschool kids for this thing called trick-or-treat night at my school. Each room does a different theme and we are doing international. I have to dress like an italian. I am italian but not sure how to distinctly dress like one. Any suggestions?